Bartisms

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Stories About ClownPants

How are you?
Sit a while , I insist.
You said you wanted to talk?
But first , a round of tea.
How much sugar?
Two..three teaspoons?
Nine or ten? Alright then.
Me? Oh I'd prefer about five or six.
No more sugar left?
I guess that's acceptable.


You know ClownPants, for the life of me,
I can't seem to figure out why exactly
I adore this bitter tea that you're serving me.

Stories About ClownPants

slowly dripping
from the faucet
falling, falling, falling
as clear as air
as fast as light
falling, falling, falling
no tap to turn
to stop this flow
falling, falling, falling
a quite splash

waiting.
crawling.
standing.
watching.

us.
falling, falling, falling.

She Loved You

a heart shaped locket
thrown into the sea
with two faces
and three words
i . love . you .

two smiles grace lips
that once touched
once worked to embrace
feelings never shared
you . loved . her .

memories of winters
springs and summers
fingers interlaced
foot steps in the sand
she . loved . you .

a bond not yet forged
violently shattered
like satelites displaced
and thrown out of orbit
you . loved . her .

a heart shaped locket
thrown into the sea
with two faces
and three words
she . loved . you .

06/18/09

LifeLessons

Drink water or you'll die.

Inspired By Passenger Seat

( this is supposed to be incredibly slow )

I open my eyes to see
Fingertips tracing slowly
Pull at my lungs to breathe
Pushing off of my seat

We’re going home
While the world is looking on
We’re going home
While light’s yet to break dawn

When I feel your heart beat
Something changes inside me
Moving the soft bed sheets
A game of hide and seek

We’re going home
While the world is looking on
We’re going home
While light’s yet to break dawn

Perfection at sixteen
Never felt more complete
Brown eyes close blissfully
Finally feeling at peace

because
The sun could go black
And I wouldn’t move away
There’s nothing better than this
The mountains could crack
i’d only want to convey
there’s nothing better than this

because
we’re going home
while the world is looking on
we’re going home
while light’s yet to break dawn
we’re going home
we’re going home

06/03/09

Remixxx

Mexi Whore
[just me being bored (: i dun mean to be a meanie in anyway]

1234
Yer a dirty mexi whore,
sleepless , long nights,
that is what condoms are for,

back or face forwards,
you like it either way,
love it when he comes out,
even on yer face,

oh, oh oh,
make it fast an quick,
oh , oh oh,
give it a little lick,

1234,
yer a dirty mexi whore,
sleepless , long nights,
that is what condoms are for,


Pimple Police

Pimple Police ,
Arrest this teen,
She’s breaking up,
She’s popping like a poptart
Its every where , its everywhere,

Pimple Police,
Arrest this creep,
His mountainous face is,
It’s making me feel ill,
And then the mirrors break,

This is what you get,
This is what you get,
This is what you get when you’re stressing out

Pimple Police,
I’ve bought all the
Acne cream I can,
Ive bought it all,
Ive wiped the stores shelves clean,
And nothings happening,
This is what you get,
This is what you get,
This is what you get when you’re stressing out


And for a minute there, I thought to my self, I believed it works,
“phew”, for a minute there, I thought to my self, I believe it works,
For a minute there, but the minute passed, it passed so quick,
And now I’m bored with this, so bored with thissssssss.

Procrastinating. Exams start Tomorrow.

Funny Realities

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes a man feel really manly.

5) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

6) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

7) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

8) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

9) You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.

10) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

11) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.




One Liners

a) If it isn’t broken, fix it till it is.
b) In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
c) I always wanted to be a procrastinator, i just never got around to it
d) I tease about drugs a lot, but in reality I take them seriously.
e) I am fit . I am in shape. Round is a shape.
f) Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
g) Friends are the people who stab you in the front.
h) Accidents don’t just happen! they must be carelessly planned.
i) I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
j) Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
k) An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
l) People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool.
m) Time is what keeps everything from happening to us all at once.
n) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

ZigZags And Agony

The lightening zigzaged across the midnight clouds

in such contrast

that I had to lean back from my desk and just watch.

Quite simply I was mesmerized.

What does God,

or which ever being one believes in,

have in mind when he puts such current into the sky?

And what do the birds think?

it was special , that moment.

What kind of agony the sky might've been in,

if it was alive,

to let out such a

loathing

passionate

scream.

That leaves me with a Question. What holds more natural passion than a thunderstorm?

us.

ThoughtDuJour

Joe Ancis

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

Bravo. Amen. What ever it is that you say afterwards, that's bound to be the most brilliant statement in .. well, the last four hours of my life.

ThoughtDuJour

I can't stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting-into-sentence-doing.

My mother is singing old black&&white film songs at the top of her lungs while making doe to make into bread.

She goes, "Stop drinking that stuff, it's going to kill you. Come, sing with me."

God bless her.

HappyMakingMoments

Window Markers

I've just discovered there's such things as window markers!
I think as soon as exams are over I'll go over to Walltart and buy some (: