Apocalypse

Reasons why if the apocalypse happened today, it wouldn't be that bad:

1. Ma and Pa have decided that my incompetence is partially my sisters fault, and so now she's harboring an equally as wonderful opinion of me as they have.
2. I wouldn't be aware that my best friend in the entire world lives across the country, how much we need each other right now or the fact that it costs $0.30 a minute for across Canada calling.
3. Nor would I be aware that my bf's ex still has the hotts for him -- and he's not willing to admit it, even as far as to "jokingly" flirt back.
   
4. People would refrain from writing embarrassing albeit funny secrets of mine on my forehead in sharpies while I'm sleeping, because there would be no more secrets. Or sharpies. (It's not washing off.)
5. I wouldn't have to clean my room or studying for chemistry.
   
6. This stupid pimple right between my eye brows would go away.