Romeo&Juliet

i've been doing Shakespeare for the last semester, and turns out Juliet is loose and Romeo's a woman on the inside.

before i start watching six hours of two different R&J films, i wrote this;
enjoy the crudeness.

once upon a time there was a seventeen year old boy who wanted a girl to get in bed with him. she refused, and he started crying. then his druggy friends and him crashed a party, where he saw a gorgeous girl. he wanted her, but she said only when we start dating.
they couldn't date out right so they kept it a secret, and they did it when he finally asked her out. and then her friends wanted her to go out with someone else, but she refused and started crying.
both of them threatened to kill them selves several times, until they over dosed on drugs and alcohol and died. the end.