Sister says, some eat.
why? I don't want to eat dinner lately.
Mother says, this skipping meals is unhealthy, come eat!
Or Lunch. Maybe scarf down a bowl of cereal for breakfast.
Sister says, father's waiting at the table.
I don't care. I really don't. It's not like he actually enjoys my company.
Sister says, father's going to get angry, go join the family.
There's no point when he's angry all the time anyway. Okay fine, I'm coming.
Father says, you're not eating enough young lady. You're looking worse everyday.
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
Mother says, why're you eating that much? you realize you're going to get fat and develope acne.
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
Father says, look at you, you look disgusting.
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
Sister says, stop pissing them off, you know it'll just cause a fight.
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
And now I'm craving celery. Keep chomping, so Father's pleased. Keep slim, so Mother's pleased. Keep my mouth full and unable to talk, so Sister's pleased.
How to please self?
Unknown.
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